Wednesday, September 01, 2010

who's kissing governor ahnold contest

I found what is apparently Governor Ahnold's secret revenue generating strategy in my spam box:

I like such themes and everything connected to this matter.

Can't you just hear Ah-nold and his ach-cent?

And ever-ting connected to dis mah-ter. And dis ting and de udder and ever-ting like dat.

I wish he were turning his Terminator charms onto the true spamminators.

Making him the Sperminator. Har.

No doubt, spam-boy. You will be back.

If that wasn't enough Ah-nold for you, here's more. Click it if you need a laugh. And please don't confuse me with an Ah-nold movie buff, but I adored him in True Lies. The hotel strip scene had me in stitches not to mention in awe of that amazing bod. His co-star's, not his.

Oh, and the contest? Correctly guess who is under the pink wig and I'll put your name in a drawing* to win a free pair of bead earrings ... made by yours truly.

*Must be 18 years or older and have pierced ears to participate. Must be willing to overlook minor flaws in CoffeeYogurt's finding-bending artistry.


Agent X said...

It's his "wife" Jamie Lee Curtis. That's a "True Lie."

Anonymous said...

Dang it, Agent X beat me to the wire. It's the 'hot bod' kissing him, in a less-laughter but more cringe-inducing moment than the bedroom scene from True Lies.

shrink on the couch said...

agent x -- I should have known you'd be first on the buzzer!!

another day of crazy -- you didn't stand a chance, I promise!

Coffeypot said...

I knew it wasn't Maria...this one can make a shadow.

JCK said...

Unfortunately, Arnold is our Governor. I'd much rather see him in the movies. Jamie Lee Curtis is the best! Did you ever see that magazine spread she did without make-up or airbrushing? She said...this is what I really look like. It was cool.

Pamela said...

Hmmm, I have no idea..but will check back to discover who...

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

I cheated by using Google Images, so don't pick me. I think True Lies might be the ONLY movie he did that I liked.

A Daft Scots Lass said...

its been photoshopped. no one has hair THAT pink. harharhar

blognut said...

All right, I'll admit it, it was me.

I used to be pink. :)

Agent X said...

Jenn@Juggling Life -

I loved Kindergarten Cop. There I admitted it (ok and Commando)

Kathleen Scott said...

Jamie Lee Curtis...shoot, you've already got a winner. What about drawing from everyone else and awarding a consolation prize? Yes, we'll humble ourselves for hand-made bead earrings.

And I've got to say, Arnold speaks better English than I do German.

Glennis said...

I saw Jamie Lee in my grocery store shopping for spaghetti sauce, and she looked hawt!

Ahnold? Not so much.

Lisa Wheeler Milton said...

I may be a loser, but it's still fun to play along.

I think I need a pink wig like that.

Fantastic Forrest said...

I love Ahnold as an actor, even in those horrible Conan movies. He just has that certain something. Such a twinkle.

The strip scene was brilliant, and Jamie Lee is one of my faves - especially in Freaky Friday.

As for Ahnold's governor rating, all I can say is that I'd take him over Ronald Reagan any day. He may not be everything I've dreamt of in a political leader, but there are a helluva lot worse ones (cough Brewer cough Palin cough fill in the blank) floating around out there!