A potential solution slash compromise to the sad and dangerous state of the state of Texas as vented loudly upon previously:
Thanks to The Oatmeal for solving the riddle sucky ass Texas Education Code's* bogus answer to the sex ed problem.
*Section 28.004
12 comments:
It makes as much sense as the current approach!
Hilarious!
Well, I think my older son might be using that solution lately but since his previous relationship was with someone underage....well, frankly, that was a bigger worry.
The Oatmeal rocks.
It should also include temperature in F. I am tired of converting every time to Celsius just to understand if someone is talking about bitter cold or scorching heat. :)
Too funny! I just saw this linked by someone on Facebook last night. Quite the provocative post title, too ;)
I dunno, I'm not sure I want my kids living in my basement until they're 30.
Texas: The Land of Great Ideas.
*snort*
LOL.
A good distraction is always helpful!
Don't men who watch too much porn become impotent? If the boys remain virgins the girls will too, unless they acquire a taste for lesbianism or vibrators. Or both.
Texan wit is quite something. I'm so glad we have you to toss it back, as it doesn't come off well when someone outside of Texas has bad things to say about it. :)
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