In the company of girlfriends who look sorta like this:
Doing things like this:And this:
And even more of this:
I do not know who the above ladies are,
but they sure have the proper technique down, don't you think?
Picture me enjoying beverages like these:
And most especially, these:
Minus the glass. We rowdy girlfriends cannot be trusted with glass poolside.
We will, instead, have plastic tumblers that look like this:
But they absolutely will NOT look like this:
And finally, the weekend will most certainly tolerate none of these:
As the weekend wears on, this last point might be negotiable.