With one week of school left, my son's jr. high science class just began its section on "Healthy Choices," a not-too-shabby euphemism for "Sex Ed."
The last week of school? Really?
a. saving the best til last
b. avoidance of the uncomfortable
c. one last ditch effort before the long days of summer
...aka, under the boardwalk we will make healthy choices
d. if we wait til the last week of school, teacher will be long on her way to the beach by the time irate parent finds way to classroom
e. another mindless mandate of no-child-left-scratching-their-behind
f. all of the above
Oh, and the kids had to move their classroom seats to a boy, boy, girl, girl configuration.
Huh? We're both scratching our heads on that one.