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Thursday, March 24, 2011

WWPD: What would Palin do?

Don Haase was appointed by current Alaska Governor Sean Parnell (R) to sit on their state's Judicial Council, a panel that nominates state judges.

Haase testified Wednesday that he believes it should be illegal for Alaskans to have sex outside of marriage.

Yes, you read that right. Haase wants to see Alaskans prosecuted for the crime of pre-marital sex.






For some reason I find myself wondering... would former Governor Sarah Palin back this guy's political agenda?





You can read more about the appointee, here.

20 comments:

Becca said...

I just posted about this on facebook. My poor state is so fluxed up. we got us some wackos up here.

Mrs. G. said...

I'm speechless...and we know that's rare. I hope there is a statute of limitations or Alaska better start building some prisons stat.

Lee said...

Please, make the stupid stop! I can't take much more.

Lee said...

BTW - I see you're reading Hornby's book. I really liked that one. Made me laugh out load several times. Are you liking it so far?

hokgardner said...

If it weren't for the fact that I know some awesome people in Alaska, I'd think the whole state was effed up.

Jason, as himself said...

Unbelievable. And just how do they plan to do this?

WWPD. So great.

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

It's official. This country has gone crazy.

Catherine said...

unreal.I don't think that the penalty would be prison time... however the fines could be significant enough to pad the state's coffers. Imagine being fined for each time you had unmarried sex!!! (And does it count if you don't climax?)

Jenn @ Youknow...that Blog? said...

You've got to be kidding...hahaha!

So how would he plan to enforce that, I wonder? Correct me if I'm wrong, but Alaska is kinda... you know... big. How would he come up with the funds for a sex police squad for even just the city of Juneau? And would they be staking out all possible make-out locations? A sex-snitch hotline, maybe?

Americans are such a rich source of entertainment ;) I heart you guys.

yogurt said...

Catherine - So, in a sense unmarried Alaskans would be paying to have sex. Kinda like prostitution.

Jenn @YKTB - My greatest fear, to be lumped in with the far right wackos. Puhleeese! All Americans Are Not Alike!

Slow Panic said...

dang. i had to read that twice. this terrifies me.

K said...

Oh my goodness...this is so silly. Alaska would be an even colder state if this law passed.

dkuroiwa said...

so....would there be like a 'sex squad'? sorry, but, i'm flashing on the opening of HillStreet Blues..."let's be careful out there".
hahahahaha!!!
sorry...i know this guy is serious, but...really...seriously????
~~sigh~~

Mental P Mama said...

If that means extramarital affairs, too, then they'd all better be wary....I like our laws down here where anything goes;)

Tammy said...

That is just so wrong!

Kathleen Scott said...

Oh...this is too good. BYU lost the race to the Final Four in part because they kicked off a star player for premarital sex.

So, are they going to send folks to jail for doing the ficky-ficky? And when will the video of this guy abusing little boys come out?

Red Shoes said...

Hell... down here in Mississississississississippi (someone tell me when to stop with the "S's"...) it's illegal to sell vibrators... I guess dildos are ok, or grocery stores wouldn't be able to see cucumbers... (hahaha... I typed 'cum').

~shoes~

Green Girl in Wisconsin said...

Not surprising, really. I mean it was a matter of time--the conservatives already want to legislate birth control and gay sex, so why not premarital?

Aunt Snow said...

So much crazy out there right now.

Orion said...

in Alaska?!?!?!

How do they expect the towns people and attractive travelers to keep themselves warm!?