I've had clients who were into all kind of kink. Try it, they said, you'll like it.
Uh, thanks but no thanks, I was thinking.
But recently? Tried it. And I gotta tell ya. That dominance and submission business? To my great surprise, I liked it. No wait. I loved it.
It wasnt' even my idea. Who knew SAM knew anything about D & S? Let alone that he would spring it on me out of the clear blue? In the kitchen!
I was standing at the sink, cleaning up after amediocre fantabuloso dinner, made by moi. I was just at the point of getting this stubborn, baked-on, crusted-on foodstuff off the pan when he made his move.
Uh, thanks but no thanks, I was thinking.
But recently? Tried it. And I gotta tell ya. That dominance and submission business? To my great surprise, I liked it. No wait. I loved it.
It wasnt' even my idea. Who knew SAM knew anything about D & S? Let alone that he would spring it on me out of the clear blue? In the kitchen!
I was standing at the sink, cleaning up after a
Or, made me move.
It went like this:
SAM, using histired husky, most-manly, take-no-shit voice, said,
"Move out of the way. Come on. Now."
And then, using hiselbow bulgy, most-manly bicep muscles, he nudged shoved me to the side and said demanded,
"Here. Let me get these dishes. You get outta here."
Now. I have never hailed myself as the submissive type. But I found myself meekly sliding over and backing away, quiet as a mouse, like a good little sub should.
I watched hisback butt as he rinsed and scrubbed caressed the dishes.
And let me tell you.
I felt the earth.
Move.
Under my feet.
I decided then and there I had to grab hisdishrag shirt, rip it right off his body and wipe the stove down sweat off my brow because I know he never wipes down the stove I had to have him right then and there.
So, interested readers, do you feel your heart beat intensifying?
Well, as much as I'd like to give you more, that's all you get. There's your glimpse.
Sorry, butan old kitchen hag a demure and obedient submissive has to preserve the fantasy honor the vow of silence.
Oh, and men? I hope you are taking notes.
It went like this:
SAM, using his
"Move out of the way. Come on. Now."
And then, using his
"Here. Let me get these dishes. You get outta here."
Now. I have never hailed myself as the submissive type. But I found myself meekly sliding over and backing away, quiet as a mouse, like a good little sub should.
I watched his
And let me tell you.
I felt the earth.
Move.
Under my feet.
I decided then and there I had to grab his
So, interested readers, do you feel your heart beat intensifying?
Well, as much as I'd like to give you more, that's all you get. There's your glimpse.
Sorry, but
Oh, and men? I hope you are taking notes.
When I am asked, in all seriousness, for my professional opinion about female libido enhancements, my standard reply is this: there is only one scientifically proven female aphrodisiac -- a man with a scrub brush in his hand.
Now go and spring some of these moves on your special someone and see what happens.
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32 comments:
Well, well, well;)
also -making the bed, running the vacuum, bathing the children
so hot.
I know what you mean...
Folding laundry - now that really gets me going!
Who knew?
I thought it was football on TV.
Cleaning my ceiling fans as a surprise for me? Will get you whatever you want!
well, hope you'll be dominated more in the future :)
Wow..that's an eye-opener for me. and so many women agree on this :)
now we are supposed to go to work;)
This would only do it for me if the dishes were clean enough that I wouldn't have to wash them properly later... ugh. Turn.off.
I've also disrobed and laid down on the couch when my husband has taken out the vacuum.
you crack me up entirely ....
light bulb changing is good for me too ....
Oh, it's cat litter for me. If he would just do the cat litter, all sorts of favors would be bestowed upon him...
Printing and leaving that lying around, heavily highlighted!! :)
I'm sorry but I guess you've never seen a man weilding a sponge
Cooking dinner and then CLEANING UP afterwards would get me every time..
Yes. Yes. Yes!
Actually putting his own trash in the garbage can? Hawt!
I have always called this phenomenon choreplay.
choreplay! that's perfect! do I have your permission to use that?
I saw a by-men-for-men marriage video once, and the speaker guy said to this room full of men, you are a clean kitchen away from the night of your dreams...I say that to Jeff all the time.
OH MY GOD! That made me laugh out loud 3 times!!!!
Hopefully, my hubby will figure that out before too long. Such a simple thing...it could make such a huge difference in a relationship. It has to do with feeling respected and taken care of...
I was thinking to myself as I began reading that maybe I should stop reading...so personal... but I love Phd too much to not finish to the end and I was so glad I did! I so needed that laugh! Awesome blog!!! Can I link today's blog to facebook? i have friends who need to read this. I will blather on about how great you are too so (let me know if it's okay) you'll get props too. (How 'bout my usage of the current slang...pretty cool huh?)
OH yeah, doing laundry, scrubbing dishes, vacuuming, gets me every time....and they think we're hard to um motivate? Yeah not so much...
What really gets me going is when he uses my car and fills up the gas tank for me. Oh. My. God!
I love your kind of S&M!
You crack me up.
Never in the history of blogging has the delete text line been used to more humorous advantage. Seriously good writing here.
Excellent work, PhD!
Hello! Thank you for your comments today on The Jason Show! I have seen your icon all over the place and wondered who you are. . .but I never clicked. Until now. Thank you.
This post? Fascinating. You seem like a fascinating person.
Now, I've been wondering this for months and months. Your profile pic. What Is that a picture of? Because to me, it looks like Mormon garments. Surely, it isn't Mormon garments. Or is it?
jason -- mormon garments, I'm laughing. maybe they are, but not intended. they are old-fashioned full-length girdles, worn, I assume, by my grandmother's generation. I was feeling out of shape and "fat as a cow" when I started this blog. how's that for a lack of theme?
Not only did I laugh through your whole post, now I'm laughing at all of the amusing comments from everyone else. You hit a nerve, clearly. :)
LIES!!!!
i'm the only one that does the dishes in my house, and i'm still not having sex.
:|
I just wrote about that and got slammed. Men don't want to hear this! But it's true! AMEN!
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