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Friday, April 09, 2010

ssssshhhhhh .. don't tell


Disappearing for a little while.

Slumber party.

Twelve girls.

Twelve years old.

Twelve hours
in the attic
ought to cover it.



If not?

There's always vodka.





26 comments:

Cheri @ Blog This Mom!® said...

Oh my!

Have, uh, fun!?!

I've got two ten-year-olds having a sleepover tonight, so I'll be thinking of you . . .

Lori said...

lol. Yep, vodka and lots of it. then sleep - after all those girls go home.

Real Live Lesbian said...

You might want to secure another bottle. Just sayin'! I remember being 12 and having a slumber party. We were devils!

hokgardner said...

Are you slipping some of the vodka in the girls' drinks?

Kidding. . . I'd never do that. (maybe)

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

It should be a piece of cake. Vodka-soaked cake that is!

katydidnot said...

Mommy wants vodka?

Call Aunt Becky.

Vodka Mom said...

This is only the beginning. That's how I GOT STARTED!!!


But you can only drink a couple. You have to be relatively sober if the police show up.

snugglebug said...

That sounds like fun for the first hour or so then maybe a nightmare for the last bit.

Tammy said...

Hahaha! I hope everyone survived.

Mental P Mama said...

Vodka is my go-to. Good luck;)

Judy said...

Oh my...I had boys and I think girls would be worse. Although boys do things like hiding in the dryer, urinating in the kitty litter (really), trying to bungee jump off the rafters in the garage. You can't drink like someone said. The police could show up and there you are...mother of the year.

Fragrant Liar said...

12 shots?

Jenn@ You know... that blog? said...

Hope you survived the mob ;)

Jason, as himself said...

Ohhhhhhhh boy. You're a brave woman.

Woman with kids said...

I say take the vodka into the attic. Why take chances?

Kathleen Scott said...

Great new masthead.

TWELVE girls? Do you also have earplugs and a sleeping mask?

Lisa Wheeler Milton said...

12 girls x hurt feelings x cell phones = lots of vodka.

I'm familiar with some math equations.

blognut said...

So? Did you survive? Did you need the vodka?

Inquiring minds....

Andrea Frazer said...

How did it go? I'm taking a break from FB, so I'll need to get my PhD time here. Sigh....

Tina T said...

Too funny. I have boys, who don't seem to be into sleepovers like girls. Of course my son is a musician so having friends over even for a short time involves guitars, amp, drums and lots of noise.

On those days I love to cook with wine, that way I have a solid excuse for keeping the bottle out.

Jocelyn said...

OH. my. gawd.

You have soo much of my sympathy.

Oh, holy jeebus.

apathy lounge said...

Can't you have both?? Vodka in the attic sounds good to me.

Susan said...

Hope you all survived, Personally I always found the day after the worst - tired 12 year olds are not fun to be around, especailly if you hit the vodka hard...

Cheri @ Blog This Mom!® said...

You still with us? :-)

Aunt Snow said...

You are a very brave woman. How'd it turn out?

phd in yogurtry said...

Thanks to everyone for your comments of concern.

Yes, I survived. And yes, vodka was involved. As was standing on my back deck at 4:23AM shushing ten hypomanic girls. We lost two of them. Parent pick up.