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Friday, April 16, 2010

dear anonymous commenter



I wonder if you would take time out of your busy spammer schedule to help me. I can't decide whether to curse you for your indecipherable comments or to thank you for providing inspiration for a late night post.

Inspiration being in short supply and all.

I also can't decide whether your dominant language is non-English or whether you've been sipping too much electric kool-aid.

Here's what I mean:

... free multi facesitting movies
...

It's not clear to me what you are hawking here, precisely.
Or to which motivation you are attempting to appeal.

Do you think we bloggers want to ...

a. learn a little variation in our face-sitting technique?

b. multi-task while we face-sit?

c. join the naughty analog to Facebook?

d. other
(please specify):
_______________
_______________



Thank you and have a big day.

27 comments:

Cheri @ Blog This Mom!® said...

Too funny! (Not the commenter, your post.)

I had to finally put word verification on because I had a daily commenter who kept trying to get me to date hot Asian girls. :-)

katydidnot said...

Yes. Well. Obviously they meant for people who baby sit for people's faces. Facesitters.

phd in yogurtry said...

cheri -- and so what? you have something against asians?

katydidnot -- oops. is my face red.

bernthis said...

I'm going with sitting on someone's face while watching a film. Sounds better than popcorn and candy to me.

phd in yogurtry said...

bernthis -- depends on the film.

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

What--there were only pictures of plain face-sitting, not multiple face-sitting? I really wanted to see that!

phd in yogurtry said...

jenn -- now I'm rilly ashamed! I didn't think of group-face-sitting!

Rachel Cotterill said...

I'm with Jenn's interpretation ... I was trying to work out whether it meant multiple sitters or multiple, um, seats......

JCK said...

I'm just going to drink my whiskey and eat my chocolate and be quiet. While I smile at your post and image that won't leave me now for days...thank you very much!

blognut said...

I'm so upset I can barely find words. I thought that anonymous commentor and I had something special, and now I find out Anonymous has been hawking his/her offers everywhere!

I feel so cheap and used.

Professor J said...

I'm thinking that Cheri is missing out by not trying hot Asian girls.

slow panic said...

huh. what kind of the place would the world be if all the people doing that kind of spamming would do something useful with their time?

Lori said...

Please fill me in when you find out.

Deb said...

Could hot Asian girls also be facesitters, or am I just a dreamer...

Tammy said...

This post and all the comments have me laughing so hard. I'm glad my kids aren't here! "Mom, what's so funny?" "Uhhhhh... nothing"!

Suzanne said...

Thanks for taking the initiative to get to the ...um... bottom of this.

Answers are needed. Inquiring minds want to know. And, um, me...

Jenn@ You know... that blog? said...

Well, the spammers are at least good for a fun post anyway, right? Some days I get more spam than legit comments... how sad am I?! Akismet always catches them for me though, so I don't get any leakage onto the (mostly) G-rated blog.

I like your "have a big day". I might use that sometime.

Aunt Becky said...

Mine all speak in alliteration. It's kind of creepy after awhile, I'll be honest.

Mental P Mama said...

I liked this. It has helped me in my studies. Gah.

Kathleen Scott said...

Grin and giggle.

Gives new meaning to hot lips.

Wendi said...

Are they hiring? No, um, reason...

Mrs. G. said...

Sweet lord. I wonder if the pay is good.

Stacie said...

You have to join the Facebook group Multi-face sitting otherwise you will just get the regular non-asian face sitting... unless of course you join that other group Multi-faceted face sitting, well, then you get the whole shebang.

Hip Mom's Guide said...

Oh I hear you! Those comments drive me nuts. But the comments you got on this post--they are cracking me up!

Stacie said...

I'm still laughing... I reread the post and the comments to my husband who is looking at me wide eyed. I mean C'MON! You draw boobalicious comic books with blood and sex and he's gonna looked shocked?

Oh and Phd, in light of your being an advocate of gay rights especially marriage which we are as well, my husband's comic book featured the mayor of NYC marrying two gay men. The book was nominated for a GLADD Award. Didn't win but so honored to be nominated.

Lisa Golden said...

I snorted with laughter. My coworkers want to know what I'm laughing about. Should I tell them?

shrink on the couch said...

Yes please, Lisa.