--Young women in swingy, flowy mini-dresses should not carry backpacks unless they want people behind them to watch their dresses hike up their asses. Something about the positioning of the pack over fabric and the swaying of hips causes the dress to mimic a rising curtain. Given the array of dimples I witnessed, this shocked observer wondered if the young woman was wearing a thong or nothing at all.
--Hulky muscley guys are so, so not attractive. They are like some tanned species of hairless ape in clothing. It doesn't help that I imagine the hours and hours of grunting in front of a mirror as they painstakingly cultivate all those bulgy muscles. Not attractive either.
--Ditto not attractive, those tall athletic males who hawk a loogie into a planter not four feet from my own feet. You were good looking until you made me gag.
On a side note, someone feel free to explain one of the most mysterious unknowns plaguing me since childhood: Is there an evolutionary reason why men spit so much? Equally appreciated would be a corresponding explanation for why women (read, this particular woman, me) seemingly lack the physical capability of spitting properly. Why, instead of ridding the throat of irritating mucous, do my attempts cause only a fit of coughing and gagging and teary eyes which, maddeningly generates even more mucous.
Ok, so back to ass cheeks. Anyone want to take a guess as to which famous person these belong?